Giant Night

Giant night, roly night!
All is calm, all is bright.
Round yon cyclist, women with smile
Holy chick so slender and riled,
Ride in safety and peace,
Ride in safety and peace

Giant night, roly night!
Cannodales quake at the sight.
Glorious streamers from ha-an-dle bars fly
Heavenly buns sing Alleluia,
A Giant fanatic is born!
A Giant fanatic is born!

Giant night, roly night!
Gift of God. You’re sure light.
Environmentally green you help set the pace
At early dawn or in evening you race,
You help me reduce my girth!
You help me reduce my girth!

Not exactly what I was looking for but click here to see the “Giant” bicycle Christmas tree.

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O Cannondale

This version of “O Christmas Tree” courtesy of my friend Shelley Wood. Not sure if she can take credit for the lyrics. If anyone knows the origin let me know…

NOTE: Stay tuned for the rebuttal… my own personal version of “Silent Night” 

O Cannondale, O Cannondale!
Your carbon frame is gleaming!
O Cannondale, O Cannondale,
Those new Ultegra parts are beaming!

We’ll ride outside when summer’s near,
Just need the cold to disappear!
O Cannondale, O Cannondale!
One hundred days ‘til spring time!

O Cannondale, O Cannondale,
Much pleasure do you bring me!
O Cannondale, O Cannondale,
Our indoor trainer time completes me!

Twelve hundred bucks to drop three pounds,
My love for you clearly abounds
O Cannondale, O Cannondale 
One hundred days ‘til spring time!

Bright lights, red tape, a red tire too
Festive bling for fat cat to chew …
O Cannondale, O Cannondale!
Best two-wheeled tree in history!

Photo courtesy of Shelley Wood